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I spent two weeks and more than 40 hours building this VANILLA celebratory cake for Valheim's 5th birthday... complete with birthday candles and a candy surprise filling, and then the intrusive thoughts won...
The cake may not be a lie (well, unless you try to eat it) but the portals inside this build definitely are. Only one leads anywhere, the rest will have you and your friends playing a portal based mini game as you try to find your way out...
If you're nice you'll tell your friends they need at least 101 hp before attempting this... but I am not a nice person and may, in fact, be known for collecting 'storage' corpses... 😏
The 'winners' portal in this build can be connected to a portal with a surprise of your choosing to reward your players for winning (e.g: a treasure room, a feast, a sign away from the build that just says 'good job' or more chances to torment your friends, etc) by copying and pasting this name on to your connecting portal: lIIllIlIIl
If you want to play this build without adding it to your own world you can find it in the fairground section of the Val-Con 2026 map (where it was originally edited to be less instance heavy for this blueprint) and that can be found for free here: https://val-con.org/join.html
This build adds around 7k instances to an area.
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For those wondering how the coloured interior of the cake was done in vanilla it is done with signs that have a large yellow transparent block element on them, overlayed with signs that have a non transparent large red dash character on them.
The cake may not be a lie (well, unless you try to eat it) but the portals inside this build definitely are. Only one leads anywhere, the rest will have you and your friends playing a portal based mini game as you try to find your way out...
If you're nice you'll tell your friends they need at least 101 hp before attempting this... but I am not a nice person and may, in fact, be known for collecting 'storage' corpses... 😏
The 'winners' portal in this build can be connected to a portal with a surprise of your choosing to reward your players for winning (e.g: a treasure room, a feast, a sign away from the build that just says 'good job' or more chances to torment your friends, etc) by copying and pasting this name on to your connecting portal: lIIllIlIIl
If you want to play this build without adding it to your own world you can find it in the fairground section of the Val-Con 2026 map (where it was originally edited to be less instance heavy for this blueprint) and that can be found for free here: https://val-con.org/join.html
This build adds around 7k instances to an area.
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For those wondering how the coloured interior of the cake was done in vanilla it is done with signs that have a large yellow transparent block element on them, overlayed with signs that have a non transparent large red dash character on them.
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